My new tai chi teacher is too hot

[PawsyMcPawFace]

I’ve been going for about 6 weeks. It’s supposed to be relaxing. It’s not...

WWYD?

Shag him

. Would love too

I have to find out:

1. If he’s single
2. If he’s gay

I feel your pain. I work next door to two incredibly sexy undertakers. It seems so inappropriate to be lusting after them in their funeral suits, but they are like hot underwear models!

Can't you ask him to help you stretch out or something... Problem with your gluts?!

Oh god. Back after the Xmas break. I think it’s worse not better. I’m in serious crush mode. I can’t remember when I last —ever— felt such a physical attraction. It’s painful!

You're going to have to shag him

How exciting. Are you in the South East? I’ll join

Tai Chi, I mean. I’m not suggesting a threesome

threesome. No he’s mine

Sadly not in south east.

What the fuck am I going to do?

1. Make a prat of myself trying to find out if there’s any chance
2. Stop going.
3. Act all aloof and just be frustrated

Ffs I’m too old for all this. I wonder what tantric sex is like.