Comic Christmas moments

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Does anyone have any comic Christmas moments? Mine was watching DM try to help DS with Guess Who? DM was completely bemused and kept telling him wrong...Maybe you had to be there.

Dd was roped into buying my gifts on behalf of ds. When she asked him for ideas he claimed she should be able to manage as she had known me longer than him!!
Less than 3 years between them!!

He's making a list,
He's checking it twice,
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice.

Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679

Earlier today, was I was showering the dog when DH opened the bathroom door. Dog escaped spraying hall, living room, tree and presents with lather. She was so slippery it took two of us half an hour to catch her and carry her upstairs. DH was wetter than she was by the time we got her back into the shower

Playing poker after Christmas Dinner with all the family. FIL brilliantly managing to get most of us to fold then very excitedly shouts pontoon as he places a brilliant pair of cards down if you were playing 21!!!

He always manages to crack me up. One time he went out of his way to profusely thank our waiter for his lovely Japanese tea (he already told us he didn't like it) but it just so happened we were indian restaurant and it was a standard cup of Earl Grey!

My 2.5 year old can't quite say Uncle, so when he says my brothers name it comes out as Bunkle Ben 😂