Elf letter inspiration - help please!

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DD has sent a letter to the Elf asking for his name, details of his family and what he likes. Does anyone have any inspiration as my imagination is running on empty tonight? I wasn't banking on having to type up and print a letter to the sodding Elf. I would blame the person that bought it but that was me irritatingly. All my own doing.

Thanks if you have any good ideas for a back story. and definitely .

Before he went to work for Santa he worked for the Tooth Fairy but he wasn't very good at it and kept getting stuck underneath the pillows. He went to work for the Easter Bunny for a little while but the chocolate eggs were too delicious and he ate them all! One day he saw an advert saying that Santa was looking for cheeky elves, off to the North Pole he went and do you know what? He loved it! Santa sends him out every year to visit boys and girls where he can be as naughty as he likes then the rest of the year he's very well-behaved and helps to look after the reindeer.

Sympathies, DD is constantly writing letters to inanimate objects that I then have to reply to.

Thank you so much EwIts, that's genius! Hope you are having an evening off letter writing.

I have for tonight but DH thought a stationary set would make a good stocking filler for her

Aaaggghhhh!