Weird things your children want for Christmas.

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Anyone else's children want random weird stuff? One year, my youngest wanted a particular nozzle for the hoover. One of my friends' sons wanted a tea towel because it felt nice.

DS2 wanted mill stones.. I thought it was cute and looked them up - £200! Not happening..

My wonderfully kooky autistic son wants the missing tail for his Godzilla toy 🦖🦖

On the letter to Santa we have "a real unicorn"

That one's not happening kiddo.

A hot water bottle (a specific owl one) and a swimming cap.

Oooh, there's another thread about this somewhere. DD (ages 5) wants a flytrap plant and some worms. These only just came up so I'm sticking with the LOL doll that was on the original list.

2.5 DD has decided she wants real purple flowers.

One wanted a green train. I wanted hard sweets and a measuring tape one year.

DS, age 4, wants: everything. He won't be any more specific than that

My daughter has only, and repeatedly, asked for a pizza.

My 7 yr old wanted a wheelchair. She had a go at wheelchair sports at school and loved it. I'm not getting her one!

I’ve never had a strange request yet. My eldest is 5

A flamingo outfit.

And just found a Santa letter done at school which asks for a flamingo outfit AND glue.

Must remember to pick up a pritt stick.

Paw Patrol. Not strange but dd1 does not watch Paw Patrol, when I put it on Netflix she told me she did not like Paw Patrol. But she keeps asking for it. I have bought her a Paw Patrol jigsaw.

My strangest request this year was for green pens for her teacher! Previous years have included pineapple and mango instead of satsumas in stocking, a real kangaroo & many many others.

DD once wanted "black cushion" she was about 2 and a half ...and very insistent....When questioned further she managed to relate it the pushchair (we had no car and walked miles so she'd still jump in it to nap). .AHH like a cosy toes I thought...DD.... nope black cushion . In the end we got her....(wait for it) .. .a black cushion, fake fur on one side and fleece on the other. She seemed happy enough. She still has it (it's on her bed) so I think we got it right.

mogtheexcellent they have flamingo onesies in m& s kids dept.

My 7yr old dd wants the power to fly

My 6 year old has asked for (and is getting) a packet of frozen roast potatoes.....

2 years ago dd wanted a "real live baby girl pug".

I told her santa isnt allowed to bring animals. She was ok with this. 4 months later we did get a bulldog puppy though but because we were ready not cos she wanted a dog.

My son’s Christmas letter for Father Christmas asks for some peace (and a princess dress for his sister... with relatives over from Oz and16 for Christmas (not normal for us) I don’t think he’s going to get it, but we’re defo going to need it!

Ds1: An elephant seal (real) and Jaffa cakes. 1/2 ain't bad!
Ds2: Chocolate chip biscuits.

A copy of the Communist M
anifesto. He's 13 though so it's probably quite normal. Isn't it???

Dd, then aged 3 asked for a snowman and some cheese. Last year (aged 4) she wanted eggs, real ones with chickens inside.

Mine has asked for blue tac, sharpies and ... cereal

And no she's not as young as you'd think, she's 10!

ninja Ds age 10 has asked for 'proper cheerios', and socks.
Dd asked for loads of wierd stuff (bloody cozy craft corner on YouTube), but it's all cheap so she has food colouring, some furry fabric, some double-sided sticky tape - and a couple glue sticks from last year which she promptly lost!

Bluetak