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Have you ever been out driving, and your bra has come undone at the back?

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sugarbum · 21/12/2018 10:51

Because I have to say, I haven't.
In fact, I don't think I have ever had my bra come undone without assistance.
Therefore this amazon review amused me :)

Tell me your stories of involuntary breast escapage. I mean, if you want to!

Have you ever been out driving, and your bra has come undone at the back?
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1wokeuplikethis · 21/12/2018 10:54

No

Jiminybikkit · 21/12/2018 11:00

Once I was shopping in Tesco. I was looking at some melons. They were so round and juicy. They made me think of my own large, ripe appendages. As I leaned over to gently stroke the firm, ripe skin of a yellow Gala, my breasts, as if in sympathy broke free of my low cut, tight red lyrca crop top. I went as red as my top-everyone could see my perky nipples standing out from my mounds!

My moment of shame was cut short as my wife, Doris, 65, came up with the trolley. "For fuck sake Nigel" she said, "if you used that bloody treadmill I got you for your 70th birthday you'd lose all that weight and get rid of the man boobs. You've a sweat patch under your arm by the way"

How we laughed! It was an unusual event in the life of a retired undertaker, that's for sure.

BarbaraofSevillle · 21/12/2018 11:00

Er no and it still doesn't seem like a good idea to be refastening a front fastening bra while driving either.

I wonder if that reviewer would still be a 40B after a bra intervention, seems quite an unlikely size.

sugarbum · 21/12/2018 11:04

(its not an unlikely size for some brands - I'm a 40B in Naturana and a 38D normally)

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sugarbum · 21/12/2018 11:04

But yes I agree. I think maybe her band was waay too big for that to happen!

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Hushnownobodycares · 21/12/2018 11:05

I can't see an issue unless the driver was steering with their norks?

whatswithtodaytoday · 21/12/2018 11:10

Unless your seat sprouts hands, it seems extremely unlikely.

User10fuckingmillion · 21/12/2018 11:18

For anyone who this does happen to: booborbust.com/

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