I live on a private road with a couple of entrances / exits. The one we don’t use has a locked gate across the road but pedestrians can still walk down the path. This is the state of a car on the other side of our gate that tried to drive into the street via the pavement! Surely no one could be such a bad driver if they weren’t drunk?
Not only did they see the signs for ‘private road - no entry’ and think sod it, I’m parking in there, they mounted the - not particularly wide - pavement and thought they could squeeze their car between a building and the gate post! WTF!