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Still makes me laugh....

8 replies

womba1 · 26/06/2007 11:48

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf....

Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the
window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go
up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is
going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
voice said, "come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was
all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary Actually I want to thank you.. You see,
I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.
Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one
Wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.
And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady,
What do you want?" the Genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country
in the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe
from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both
now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
you, honey?"

You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
the afternoon enjoying each other.

The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the
Genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old
are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"No Kidding." He said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still
believe in genies?"

OP posts:
chestnutty · 26/06/2007 16:46


noddyholder · 26/06/2007 16:57
Kathyis6incheshigh · 26/06/2007 17:00

I heard that joke years ago but all I could remember was the punchline. Good to hear it again....

AbRoller · 26/06/2007 17:02


Milliways · 26/06/2007 22:51


MarsLady · 26/06/2007 22:56


charliecat · 27/06/2007 22:20

excellent !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Biglips · 27/06/2007 22:49

hee hee......

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