Why are all these women sitting on the floor in their pants?’

[JessieMcJessie]

I just received some wool carpet samples, lovely high quality stuff, but accompanied by this leaflet....is it just me or is this no better than having bikini babes sprawled on the bonnet of a new car? I’m mystified- surely women are the main decision-makers when it comes to carpet-buying. What on earth would make this company think that a half-naked blonde would seal the deal with me? Am I supposed to want to be her?

Other than the rather coy Natural, they all look ready for their smear tests. Perhaps this is stealth marketing sponsored by the NHS?

Fire resistant and quiet wool are sort of ok as they could feasibly be lounging around. The one for colour is awful and clean air lady looks quite uncomfortable. It is the cumulative effect of all together though that is so odd. Why would anyone think that’s a good idea?

Does one of them have their trousers around their ankles? I’d be a bit worried having magical trouser eating carpet in my house. How would you ever get out of the door?

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(Photo from Trip Advisor)

Maybe they are wearing trousers but they are camouflaged?