Weirdest thing you've asked for in a shop?

[AintNobodyHereButUsReindeer]

I knew exactly what I wanted, I just didn't know the proper name. I asked for 'Sticky Holes' :o I meant adhesive ring reinforcements that you stick round the hole on paper that you've used a hole punch on :o

"Have you got a Hovis Hearty Wholemeal Half-Loaf, please?"

(Doing an elderly relative's shopping for her - what a tongue-twister!)