Pet peeves

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This morning I have been annoyed by

People in very slow moving traffic who leave massive gaps
People who shout conversations at each other in a quiet coffee shop
People who say ‘and all the trimmings’ when they talk about Christmas lunch

I’m focusing on minor petty gripes while the country is on fire

People who don't go when the bloody light turns green

Yes! What’s that all about?

People who talk loudly at the cinema as if they are the only people there. Drives me potty!

People who try and cross the road about 30 meters from a crossing and then do a stupid run walk thing to get out of the traffic without looking like they are running

Yes... I saw someone about 5 meters from the crossing, waiting to cross. I must admit I am that driver who just carries on past thinking "use the fucking crossing you fucktard"

Yes, chatty cinema fuckers.
There are loads of people who annoy me at the cinema.
The ones who have their phones on. The ones who eat ALL THE WAY THROUGH.

Also
‘Can I have a medium popcorn and a small 7 up’
‘It’s actually cheaper to buy a medium popcorn and a medium drink
I don’t want a medium drink you sugar pushing fuckers

As I'm walking towards a door where someone is kindly holding it open for me but they have to hold it for longer because I'm a bit further away than anticipated so I have to do that polite jog to get there quicker to stop holding them up.