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Devonshire · 25/06/2007 00:24

You have heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. Well, this kind of cruel theft is happening with other body parts as well.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. Honestly, it was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. Then the thieves struck again.

My bottom was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new bottom was attached at least three inches lower than my original. I realised I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts.

Two years ago I realised my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arms swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary.

My body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story.

Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those plastic surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts stolen from you and me. The next time someone you know has something lifted, look again. Was it lifted from you?

This is not a hoax.
This is happening to women everywhere every night.
Warn your friends.

P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone. But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them safely hidden in my waistband.

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Skribble · 25/06/2007 02:32

You should contact all the womans mags and get money for your story, this is of grave concern to woman throughout the country, it is not just an isolated incident. I myself have been victim to this and have lost my belly, thighs and breasts to these evil people, they even managed to reattach the replacement breasts and different heights. They have also botched up my bottom as it seems to have extra flesh added and I can only presume they have swapped it with a larger ladies rear end.

Please ladies we need to start a campaign and get a public enquiry.

Marls001 · 25/06/2007 02:35

Oh LOL; that is hilarious!!!

Devonshire · 25/06/2007 10:19

bump for all you morning ladies - have you too fallen victim to this?

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Devonshire · 26/06/2007 19:49

well, i thought it was funny when i read it anyway...

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elasticbandstand · 26/06/2007 22:03

that is so true

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