Ndn sex screaming

[thefirstmrsfraser]

Just that really, ndn screams when she dtd, blood-curdling screaming like out of a horror movie. If not for the other more usual noises I'd have rung 999. Fucking chilling at 1am when you've been sleeping soundly but also unwelcome at 7am on a Sunday morning. Wwyd?

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I would go over and tell them “if I can’t join you in the festivities, can you please keep it down? It not fair for you to tease me with screams if I can’t have fun too.”

Not sure that would go over well though

Once it's over, shout 'SEVEN!' in the style of Len Goodman followed by short burst of applause.

Ring 999. A visit from the police will make her think twice next time.

God, don't waste the Emergency Services' time and money!

Can't you just talk to them?

Ndn?

Next door neighbour

God I'm bright

No, don’t call the police. They will not be amused. No need to waste their time.

Obvs no need to call 999 but when I first heard it I thought someone was being murdered. It isn't porny moaning or yelling 'oh god' or something obvious, it's slasher movie screaming two feet from my bed.
Yes I can talk to them. "Hi ndn! Can you please keep the screaming down between midnight and 8am?" - something like that? It's a bit embarrassing to speak to another adult about their intrusive sex noise, but surely she won't be that surprised, she must know other people can hear it - ?
They've also been dicking around with our rubbish and recycling so they're already on my shitlist. :)

Our ndn;s bedroom window is at the back of the house and they like to leave it open, she sounds like some kind of ghost dementedly wooooooooooo-ing away when they're at it. I think the hysterical laughter of me and oh while we were out in the garden may have put them off!!

Post a gag through their letterbox.

Ime banging on the wall with a hairbrush gets results...
Also ime sending Spotify link to All Night Long also works....
And the text to ndn asking could he move his bed away from the adjoining wall as some of us need to get up for work soon most def worked!!.
His dps were mortified when dh mentioned their ds was keeping us awake!!

Change your WiFi name to ‘We can hear you have sex’

Or what Weezol said

Just ask if they heard that awful screaming, say you nearly phoned the police you were so concerned. Might make her realise without coming right out and telling her.

All good suggestions. Brick walls don't transmit banging very well but the radiator is next to our bed. :)

Did it work?

I love the wifi idea. Maybe you could write a note on huge poster paper and stick it to their front door.

Honestly don't get why some women do that horrendous screaming. It's ridiculous!!

NC for this.

My ndn does exactly the same thing, @thefirstmrsfraser , exactly.

My OH did once play "How Does It Feel" by D'Angelo at very high volume. Didn't stop it, pretty sure it didn't make us popular either but fuck it

play jaws theme or sing opera. offkey. loudly. duet with husband.

Is she definitely agreeing to the sex? Blood curdling screams don't sound normal!

Kei We've been away so sadly no updates.
Kitty well no judgement from me, whatever floats your boat etc, but I did think it's just the sort of sound you're trying and failing to make in a dream when someone is chasing you and you can't scream. I'm not sure how you cultivate that skill but ndn has nailed it!
Chakras oh no, I'm sorry to hear that! This is the one and only time I've ever come across it, but I guess no one's sexual expression is unique (which in this case is unfortunate).
bobsters I have no way of knowing 'definitely' but if it helps everything before and after sounds, er, very consensual. The screaming happens at the peak of the action - not throughout - so it follows a predictable trajectory, which leads me to believe that it is not only consensual but rewarding. :)
Chakras and mumsa I'm itching to comment further on these suggestions (one of which is uncanny!) but in the unlikely event ndn has seen or will see this thread I'd like to avoid outing myself. :)

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