Parkin issue......with diagram

[IAmNotLikeThat]

Needed to go to the supermarket to get some bits and bobs. Baking today for Christmas, so wanted to get it all done and then I can relax a bit tomorrow.

Bloody hell what is it with Parkin these days! It was pretty jammed by late morning but there were three spaces left. Just before I could get there this tosser rolled up into the last place, lengthways and took up not TWO but THREE spaces! AIBU?

Sure it was a tossed not a —jam— tart?

Clearly the battenberg is in the wrong, marzipan , vile stuff!
Suggested replacement, todays Victoria Sponge

I think this thread is a perfect demonstration of how mumsnetters never read the full post!

That's because they don't use their loaf.

Late to the party...

Has someone made the obligatory Stollen joke yet?

Hypno has already mentioned it.