One or other small person has been defecating uncontrollably, vomiting or lying in a small miserable heap wanting cuddles on the settee since Monday. I've been in charge of clearing up and bleaching all bodily fluids and have been continuously exposed since it started.
But I haven't got it yet! Am I safe? I've been expecting to come down with it any moment since Tuesday, and I haven't. I really want to go out places tomorrow. Can I do that with a clear conscience that I'm not going to pass this thing on?