Can you imagine having a dinner party next to Jeremy Kyle

[SouthWestmom]

Polite chat

How are the kids?

Oh you know, one of them's been off school, had a virus-

-HAD A VIRUS! MISSING SCHOOL!!!WHAT KIND OF MOTHER ARE YOU? YOUR KID IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING HERE. GET HIM TO SCHOOL WOMAN-

-well, you know, he was-

DONT TALK OVER ME THIS IS MY PARTY IM TALKING

Etc

This could only ever occur in prison or ....in prison. I couldn't ever imagine being seated and eating a meal next to him by choice.

I often fantasize of getting drunk with Jeremy Kyle