What’s the most ridiculous thing that has woken your sleeping baby?

[Sweepington]

Just spent a while rocking DD to sleep- she dropped off so I took a hearty swig of my squash and the sound of me swallowing woke her up. Surely I’m not the only person something this ridiculous has happened to!

A happy sigh that she was finally asleep. Fuckfuckfuckityfuckfuck.

A fucking police car arrrr
7 years on and I've yet to forgive the tossers.

I'd just walked DS for 30 minutes when he shut his eyes. I was waiting at a crossing when the tossers put the siren on and woke him.

Dd1 used to wake herself up by farting.

My dd had a huge boggie up her nose when she was tiny, I couldn't get it and it kept waking her up

My DS at 10 days or so slept through the most horrifically loud banger firework - explosion loud. Then, a few days or so later, woke up when we were cooking steak due to the sizzling noise. I could have cried!

Another child jumping on a street art glockenspiel.