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Johnny (Boden) dumped me.........

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AtHomeInFrance · 04/12/2018 22:32

....... and I am brokenhearted! I asked him if I would be getting a birthday voucher this year (so I could afford his over-priced but nice clothes) and he said no. When I asked if he had forsaken his middle aged, slightly curvy loyal customer base in pursuit of throwing freebies at influencers who wear his clothes uncomfortably and obviously as a business deal, he unsubscribed me! Oh the shame. Ditched by the man who makes safe clothes for middle aged women. What am I to do?

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NeverTwerkNaked · 04/12/2018 22:44

The trick is to spot the signs and dump him first. I ended things with Mr B as soon as the voucher changed from an actual”£10 off” into the much less exciting “£10 off a £30 spend”

Mixedupmummy · 04/12/2018 22:52

Shock I'm horrified on your behalf. I thought Mr B was a gentleman. (clutches pearls)

Haworthia · 04/12/2018 22:55

I’m the same as twerk. My Best Buy from one of their vouchers was a pair of kids dungarees for 35p + free delivery.

When they - perhaps understandably - put a minimum spend in place, I haven’t ordered a thing since Grin

BurpAndRustle · 05/12/2018 02:28

You need to forget about that Bounder Boden and rebound onto a nice Cornish type.

Celtic & Co just sent me a nice Christmas card with a £20 voucher. Min spend £20. Got a scarf costing £39, cos fair’s fair, all my damn near free tops and hats from Johnny over the last few years have probably contributed to your spurning.

AtHomeInFrance · 05/12/2018 10:22

Thanks @BurpAndRustle - will go and have a look. Plenty more fish in the sea wanting my money.

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Bombardier25966 · 05/12/2018 10:29

The no minimum spend vouchers are back. Between us we've had four this year, we've used them for presents for charity.

Bombardier25966 · 05/12/2018 10:30

That's since September, think we had minimum spend ones earlier in the year. And when I returned something it was put as a credit on my account to spend again.

recently · 05/12/2018 10:31

What??? I've never had a birthday voucher

Nanasueathome · 05/12/2018 10:35

I had a voucher yesterday but it was minimum spend

TheFaerieQueene · 05/12/2018 10:35

burp. I’m looking at the v same card as I type. I want the Toscana coat or gillet but that £20 isn’t going to make much of a dent in the price, so I won’t be getting it 😫

Beamur · 05/12/2018 10:38

I had a no strings £10 for no particular reason last month. Have nice new top now.

HashTagLil · 05/12/2018 10:38

@BurpAndRustle

oooo, I just opened the card off them that sat on the side since Monday because I thought it was spam.Thank you!

ToastyFingers · 05/12/2018 12:24

Mine that came yesterday had a £50 minimum spend! I haven't had a 'real' one since the start of the year.

BurpAndRustle · 05/12/2018 16:19

Love the Toscana stuff too Faerie. Have a hat and snood, they keep me very cosy at the very coldest of times.

IsabelleSE19 · 05/12/2018 16:26

Shit! Thanks so much BurpAndRustle!

AtHomeInFrance · 05/12/2018 20:16

Oohhh, what have you done to me? Johnny who? Have signed up to Celtic and Co and waiting for a little treat to come my way (and they asked for my birthday!).

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TuMeke · 05/12/2018 21:35

I’ve never had a voucher at all from Mr B, minimum spend or not! And I’m a loyal overseas customer. Hmph. Off to lookup Celtic & Co now too...

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