I've been feeling rubbish for over a week now - hot and cold, sore throat, ear ache, and I seem to be made up of 50% phlegm 
To be completely honest I've probably not helped myself, as I'm rubbish at being ill and although I've mainly stayed home, I work from home and so have struggled to just stay in bed.
To make matters worse, DP has now caught it so is also at home, complete with the dressing gown of doom, the ill shuffle, and what I must describe as the world's most pathetic cough.
Ah, the joys of winter 