I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for a few years, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more
than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when
she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and
she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that
she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one
last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and
frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there
for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front
door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car !