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Foods that DO NOT belong on a Christmas Dinner...

229 replies

MaidenMotherCrone · 01/12/2018 09:44

Obviously it’s all down to personal taste but some things are just wrong...

Mushy peas fgs, noooooooo

What foods would never have a place on your plate?

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Athena51 · 01/12/2018 18:53

Bread sauce is the main reason to have a chicken or turkey roast, it is the sauce of the Gods I tell you.

We always had pigs in blankets growing up I'm sure or separate chipolatas and bacon rolls I can't quite remember.

Sweetcorn though? Eww.

I went on a work Christmas lunch once and the restaurant served BOILED parsnips. WT actual F??? Disgusted. Roast or nothing.

formerbabe · 01/12/2018 19:32

Sweetcorn, peas and boiled carrots (especially if cut into rounds) are unspeakably common when served with Christmas lunch.

Bittermints · 01/12/2018 19:39

Well, that's me told! I've always served carrots and peas with Christmas lunch. When my son was little those were the two vegetables I could be sure he would eat. Nowadays I do peas out of nostalgia for those days but also because we all like them. (Petits pois, to be precise.) I do Chantenay carrots, topped, tailed and cooked in the oven in a foil parcel, drizzled with oil and orange juice, well seasoned with salt, pepper and tarragon. Lovely.

Never served sweetcorn, but if anybody wanted sweetcorn I would.

formerbabe · 01/12/2018 19:44

I do Chantenay carrots, topped, tailed and cooked in the oven in a foil parcel, drizzled with oil and orange juice, well seasoned with salt, pepper and tarragon. Lovely

This is a perfectly acceptable way to cook carrots...sounds delicious!

underneaththeash · 01/12/2018 19:45

We have pretty normal Christmas dinner
Turkey
Stuffing
Roast potatoes
Duchesse potatoes
Sprouts
Carrots
Parsnips
Pigs in blankets
Gravy
Bread sauce
Cranberry sauce

dementedma · 01/12/2018 19:50

I had never heard of cauliflower cheese with a roast dinner until MN. Still doesnt appeal to me. Bread sauce looks like sick

AviatorShades · 01/12/2018 19:53

Cross threading like mad here (is that even allowed?) but

I love a challenge and I've just this minute googled stuffings for fresh sardines Grin

SO...Cinders shall go to the ball, and sardines will be part of my fish platter starter on Christmas DayGrinGrinGrin

Bittermints · 01/12/2018 19:54

Doesn't taste like sick, though! It's delicious. Creamy and slightly spicy. Goes really well with turkey.

MadMum101 · 01/12/2018 19:55

Mac & cheeseHmm

DD has decreed that we must have it this year after having it as a side with a Sunday roast at a Toby carvery.

I've told her to jog on. I've agreed to mashed swede under duress.

IHaveBrilloHair · 01/12/2018 19:57

Mashed potato

LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett · 01/12/2018 20:10

You guys are all so fancy. Ds has autism and we want a chilled meal with familiar dishes so it's basically roast chicken, shredded Brussels sprouts for me, DH's roasties which are shite and not nearly as good as mine, and chipolatas in bacon and gravy which must not be in ds's eyeline at any time. Sweet Corn! Cauli cheese! Yorkies! You're all wild!

IstanbulConstan · 01/12/2018 20:10

We have
Turkey
Stuffing
Roast potatoes
Yorkshire pudding, yes I know it's for beef
Carrot and sweed mash
Roast carrots, red onion, garlic, sweet potato and butternut squash on occasions in the past
Red cabbage
Cauliflower cheese
Broccoli
Roast parsnips
Pigs in blankets
Gravy
Cranberry sauce

BeanBagLady · 01/12/2018 20:29

We serve peas with pride.
Petit pois mixed with matchstick baton carrots.
So ner.
With sprouts, and red cabbage.

On Christmas Eve we have beef with parsnips, broccoli, green beans and parsnips. And Yorkshires, obv.

So nothing gets repeated except potato and gravy.

Bittermints · 02/12/2018 08:04

I love hearing about everybody's different traditions. On Christmas Eve we often have salmon, baked in foil in the oven and served with broccoli or green beans or spinach and possibly cauliflower, none of which are going to feature on Christmas Day. The carbs are supplied by mince pies, which I bake in large quantities during the Festival of Nine Lessons and Carols that afternoon.

For the Christmas Day meal, I do turkey, sausagemeat stuffing cooked inside the bird, tiny chipolatas (cocktail sausages) separately, gravy, cranberry sauce, bread sauce, roast potatoes, Parmesan roast parsnips, Chantenay carrots with orange and tarragon, brussels sprouts (just boiled, key thing is not to overcook them), petits pois. I've toyed with the idea of doing more vegetables but there are just the four of us so it would be overkill. I love cauliflower cheese but it's very filling and needs oven space just at the point when it's at a premium so no, not with Christmas dinner. I'm not all that keen on red cabbage so that's a no.

If I ever had to cater for a much larger group, I would definitely do more veg as it's an easy way to make it more of a feast. Mashed swede would figure, so would cauliflower in some form, and maybe a second potato dish. And maybe I'd offer a starter, a thing I never do now!

We end with Christmas pudding. I like it with thick cream, my husband likes it with vanilla ice cream, my daughter likes to have both and my son doesn't like it at all (poor lad) so I buy him something else, probably involving chocolate and hazelnuts.

23 days to go!

flowerpot1000000 · 02/12/2018 08:32

Mushy peas only go with fish and chips surely

DoveSecret · 02/12/2018 08:37

Cauliflower cheese. I just don’t get it with gravy.

heidipi · 02/12/2018 08:48

I'm veggie so will have my cauliflower but roasted with harissa thanks.
Yes to Yorkies even with turkey/cauliflower.
My mum has to have tinned peach halves with cranberry sauce in - on her plate dangerously near the gravy. First time DP saw it he was WTF?!?
Last year as we were dishing up DD2 asked for baked beans instead of sprouts - NO!!
On Xmas Eve we go to Pizza Express, boxing day we go to my DBs.
Leftover roasties - how many do you have to cook to have leftovers??

LadyPenelope68 · 02/12/2018 08:54

So we have Yorkshires first before the rest of the meal. I think it's a local thing...

Oh we used to have this at my Grandparents house, that brings back memories. Then you’d keep the same plate and have your roast dinner on it. If there were any left over yorkies we’d have them for pudding with golden syrup on!

LadyPenelope68 · 02/12/2018 08:57

I do Chantenay carrots, topped, tailed and cooked in the oven in a foil parcel, drizzled with oil and orange juice, well seasoned with salt, pepper and tarragon. Lovely

They sound amazing, I’m going to try those today - they could be a new addition to Christmas meal!

EmmaGrundyForPM · 02/12/2018 09:00

For those of you who have roasted carrots, can you roast them ahead and then do a quick reheat? I love the idea of them but cannot see how I could fit them in the oven along with the roast potatoes, roast parsnips, stuffing and chipolatas.

Though I guess as its MN everyone advocating them has 4-oven agas!

MorrisZapp · 02/12/2018 09:09

We always had mini corn cobs with Christmas dinner when I was growing up, looking back I think my stepdad just did them because its my favourite. Aww!

Seriously though, if chicken (turkey), chips (roasties) and corn cobs don't go together in the most perfect combination known to man, then someone needs to tell Nandos that their recession beating colossus of a food operation is getting it wrong.

LadyPenelope68 · 02/12/2018 09:09

Emma I always cook chipolatas beforehand, then just wrap in foil. They don’t need to be hot, hit IMO

OneStepMoreFun · 02/12/2018 09:13

My DBro once went to a girlfriend's for Christmas dinner where they served deep fried broccoli in batter. Why? No.

Fifthtimelucky · 02/12/2018 09:14

@formerbabe's carrots sound great, but at Christmas there is so much going on that I prefer mine plain. I only do one type of potatoes (roast) but we have mashed sweet potatoes, plus roast parsnips. Carrots, sprouts and peas are plain. Peas and carrots are needed as they are the only veg my husband will eat.

I love bread sauce, but mine is never very wet, and I make sure the gravy doesn't touch it. Bread sauce and cranberry sauce on one side of the plate, gravy the other!

Ham is for Christmas Eve. There's so much sausage, bacon and sausage meat stuffing that there is no need for ham as well.

ItWentInMyEye · 02/12/2018 09:16

Our Christmas dinner this year contains nothing MN would approve of.... as we're having a Mexican Christmas Grin

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