🎅Will you join me in a Christmas name change, just for fun? 🎄

[BlackBeltInPresentWrapping]

Every year I try to hold back the tide of tinsel until December, but I'm happy to admit defeat on the 1st. [santa]

I used to be BlackBeltInChildWrangling - will you join me in a Christmas name change, just for fun? [santa]

Our Lametta Love Shame! Couple crushed in Christmas coffee table collapse

[fgrin]@BB

Lametta Lovers Lament

Shaken and Stirred

50 Shades of Lametta

Carry On On The Coffee Table Neighbours describe shock at cries of 'beat me on the bottom with a pack of Lametta'

(With a nod to the late great Vic Wood )

No Silence of the Lams

Was the coffee table G plan ?

G plan Glitter Gore

More G spot from what I heard, SBc

And less nice chianti, more mulled wine, sherry trifle, minx pies and brandy butter

I tip my hat to you @BB

And I to you, SBc. I thought that would be your reindeer hat with mistletoe tied conveniently to the antlers. Great photo - where's it taken?

A bit late to the party as I only just found this delightful thread. It explains a lot.

Myimaginarycathasfleas at your service.

Welcome to you, your cat, reindeer and fleas, imaginary or otherwise

Thank you! I have a very real cat staying as a guest, hopefully no fleas. No reindeer as yet...

Edinburgh @BB
Walking up The Mound.

I thought it looked familiar, SBc! I don't get much sleep, sorry.

How nice, fleas - enjoy your visitor, and speak to our SBc - she's in charge of welfare, and might be able to billet a reindeer with you once she's recovered from the surgical removal of lametta and glitterballs.

Goodnight Christmas name changers, mind the lametta doesn't bite

Night

🔔 New Year's Eve Charidee Appeal 🔔

As we all know, thread stalwart SBc is currently recovering from delicate injuries sustained from getting lametta on her coffee table, and during the, ahem, incident her coffee table collapsed and was unfortunately broken.

In her desperation, she has since been getting lametta on her Hostess Trolley, but of course there's a fire risk with hot lametta.

Will you join me in a whip round? How she has toiled and how she has suffered for our entertainment. New Year, new heavy duty coffee table for our deer SBc?

@BB
Someone say “whip”
Mmmmm.

Bring it round !