🎅Will you join me in a Christmas name change, just for fun? 🎄

[BlackBeltInPresentWrapping]

Every year I try to hold back the tide of tinsel until December, but I'm happy to admit defeat on the 1st. [santa]

I used to be BlackBeltInChildWrangling - will you join me in a Christmas name change, just for fun? [santa]

I could buy a few bottles of London porter, I suppose.

I'll have a pint of Santa's Sleigh or some such tomorrow. We'll be in the pub. I'm definitely having a turkey burger. 🍔

I spotted our deer SBc in training earlier this morning on a WAG thread, hitting the mulled wine by 10am. Good to see she's practicing what she's preaching

Welcome to our new deer Worldshohohokayestmum . You'll escape not need a Sassy inspection with that one, but SBc will mince pie over to administer offer your once in a lifetime and you'll thank goodness it's only once free gift.

SBc will mince pie over to administer offer your once in a lifetime and you'll thank goodness it's only once free gift.

All under the watchful, usually forgotten eye of YotS too I might add.

Some good suggestions for you from pps, Pancakes7. Sproutpancakes7? Panfriedsproutcakes7? Panchristmascakes7? Or just choose your own.

Yes @ BB
MULLED WINE 🍷, minx pies later on !

My plural of mince !

You're among confused friends on this thread, my deer MsLToe.

I like your style, signing up for a thread role without knowing what you were letting yourself in for unlike certain others, who would have put the Brexit negotiations to shame with their diva demands

You see, I thought it best to appoint an assistant to SBc in case of a pre-Christmas rush on her various services, which include offering a kiss under the mistletoe as a free gift with every Christmas name change. I'm a bit concerned that she's peaked early, and, to be frank, the mistletoe on her antler hat is starting to look a little droopy. She does her best, bless her, but by the time she's finished with all that lametta on the coffee table, gargling with mulled wine, straightening her lopsided antler hat, her lip strengthening exercises and applying her Bert's Bees, the queue will be snaking all the way round the thread. You and your fresh sprig will come in very useful, thank you.

Ooh nice !
I was in need of refreshing.
Assistant much appreciated.How is her sister , Camilla ? AKA in affection, Camel.

🔔🔔🔔I wish to announce an emergency appointment to the thread:
YankOnTheShelf - Security/All Seeing Eye.

It looks like our deer minx SBc has been 'tasting' the brandy again: the reindeer are going hungry, the cracker puns are getting smutty, and there have been complaints from free gift claimants about, shall we say, overzealousness. We need your services, YOTS!

Am I in trouble AGAIN?
Christmas spirit and all that ?

Too much Christmas spirit

minx pies
My plural of mince

I was BoringSoup.
I was going for BoringSoupBeforeTheTurkeyDinner, but the r was one letter too many, so feast it became....

🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍷🍷🍷🍷🎁🎁🎁🎁

Welcome BoringSoupBeforeTheTurkeyFeast

We'll look forward to receiving our invitations to that feast, once you've recovered from your free gift nothing in life is free

No problem @BlackBeltInPresentWrapping.

You are all most welcome to the turkey feast.
Just remember, the soup is boring, so you might want to skip that bit🍜
😂😂😂

Hey, I'll take what I can get! With one or two notable exceptions, (think hot food served cold, vegetables boiled to mush, that kind of thing), it's one of life's joys to be cooked for. It might be BoringSoup to you, but to me it would be a gastronomic delight because it's actually made for me by someone else, and not by me as per usual! Thank you

I'm in :D

Welcome
You might find your decking being inspected...
Who were you before?

Inspection you say 🧐

Present for the roll call.

You're all VERY welcome!

Mind blowing ( numbing ) doo doo doo de de de doo doo

The Christmas Earworm! Thanks @Sassy