If you HAD to pick one, would you rather wander down the high street topless or bottomless?

[GingerbreadTeapot]

Yes I know it's a ridiculous question but someone indulge me, I'm newly single and trying hard to entertain myself

I actually can't decide. Topless I think because my boobs look better than my bum.

Bottomless as long as the top covered my stomach. My bums alright.

Bottomless as I think people would be less likely to look.

Topless but only in the summer!!

Topless, I don’t mind if people see my boobs but my foof is not for gawping at

I'd toss a coin.
It's all just meat really, isn't it?

Topless would be from waist up.

Bottomless from waist down.

Topless as it would be easier to cover up by crossing my arms

Bottomless, would feel less vulnerable and hope it’s a long top.

I’d go topless cos I’ve got great boobs but a cellulite ridden arse

If you had to, would you rather have a penis growing out your forehead or a vag coming out your chin?

My foof has a healthy covering of floof so I suppose nobody would see it anyway tbh!

Sounds like some of my anxiety dreams... I’ve dreamt about being without bottoms, but not topless. So maybe my subconscious thinks bottomless is worse?

Can I wear high waisted jeans to hold some of my blubber in? If so, then topless all the way.

Topless.

Topless with a chin vag. As having a penis constantly dancing in front of my eyes when I went out dancing would get on my nerves.

*Topless would be from waist up.

Bottomless from waist down.*

Ok, I've changed my mind to topless then. My boobs aren't too bad but my mummy tummy is not nice!!

Ooh that thought gives me the willies !

Bottomless. I have PLENTY of public hair to cover myself.

Either but I'd make sure to cover my face.

Topless. I am breastfeeding a 6mo so the whole county has seen my breasts anyway

A child vagina would be much more convenient than a forehead penis. Imagine trying to run for a train with a forehead penis?!

CHIN!! FFS autocorrect

Topless, as a smart pp said, I can easily cover my boobs with my hands, less easy with a bare arse and front.

Topless, no question of it. I'd need a lot of notice and psyching up before displaying my fundament, but I'd whip my top and bra off at a moment's notice.

Topless. My boobs are nice and reasonably pert considering I'm ancient.

However my arse looks like a couple of puppies wrestling under a sheet of pastry

Bottomless. Rubbish boobs but decent arse and great legs. And the jewel in my VCH piercing could sparkle at gawpers in a festive manner.