You’re job in a nutshell....

[MaidenMotherCrone]

Forget the job titles what is it you actually do?

I sit on my bottom for 10hrs looking very closely at things whilst listening to talking books and drinking tea 😁

I boss a team of burly blokes around and shout “FFS just go and fix it!”. A lot.

Oh, and make my boss look good.

I generally just make the people in my house get fed and watered everyday and watch a lot of re runs of peppa pig and the likes. Oh and I get my arse dragged out the house 3 times a day by a four legged psychopath. Occasionally I might clean up.

I shout at politicians and tell them when they are not allowed to do things and why. I also handwrite (cursive script) lots of things for several hours a day, and write very, very quickly.

I stay awake all night, dish out drugs, make lots of hot drinks, change lots of wet beds, wash lots of bottoms, give lots of cuddles and reassuring words and do loads and loads of washing and ironing.

I stare at a screen working out how to kill people.

Sorry about the nutshell fail. I'll try again: make tea, listen to lots of wonderful women, write stroppy emails and put some numbers on a spreadsheet.

ok i have figured out the greeen liuquid but why the tc removal?

ok i have figured out the greeen liuquid but why the tc removal

Because prisoners caught attempting to convey a controlled drug into a prison are placed on rule 53 pending adjudication with the governor.

www.justice.gov.uk/downloads/offenders/psipso/psi-2011/psi-47-2011-prison-discipline-procedures.doc

Sorry and they are placed on basic regime hence the removal of the TV!

How does a fire help them convey drugs into prison? I am so confused!!

Juggle fuckwittery, manage egos, administrate numbers, kick arse, all on a computer from home office.

How does a fire help them convey drugs into prison? I am so confused!!

Fires are a different part of my job. 3 different paragraphs - 3 different points.

I figured out Fruitcider worked in a prison. Which is surprising for me actually.

I suck up peoples spit with what essentially is a giant straw.

Tea what do you do?!

I'm a dental nurse Ilovealexa

I hang about on street corners

I have to very precisely convert documents from Latin to English. Take money for the service and schedule items to be created.

I also drink a lot of coffee and sit on my bum all day.

I sit at a computer most days juggling lots of things.

I try to make words sing, and have lots of people to keep happy..

Booking appointments. Sounds boring and I guess it is but I quite enjoy it!

I stick needles and tubes in people. Make them go to sleep, keep them alive while others cut and stitch, wake them up again.

Most of my day is spent sticking labels I've produced onto boxes. Sometimes I have to count pieces of paper, I have to count them twice - first: 1,2,3,4. Second : 4,8,11,12. Occasionally I get to shut myself into a different room with a radio & no phone and spend my time popping pills from their original blister packs into bigger ones.

I look at spreadsheets then fly around the world telling senior people what those spreadsheets say and how to use the information to save money or do things better.

• Consultant

I talk and play with children and teens with horrible histories, and then listen to their adults, while tilting my head and nodding a lot..all while tutting at every email that pops up just trying to take me away from them. Sometimes I manage to create a story that makes sense to all the adults. Then I hope that the child will be better understood and be less rejected.