I don't think I can go back to work now
New bosses boss being shown around the offices. Boss brings him into ours and introduces the nurses and then me (not a nurse)
Boss says 'oh they're like a little gang in here and NGBTW is their leader'
He says 'oh really why's that'
And don't fucking ask me why because i've asked myself a million times since, I said
'ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PINK'
WHY that came to mind I don't fucking know. Colleague was wetting herself at her desk, he just stood there staring at me blankly, boss is looking at me with a mixture of what the fuck did you just say and confusion.
God I'm never going to live this down