If everything went backwards...

[Goldenbug]

Wars would be great. Thousands of fit and healthy young men would suddenly get well.

Eating would be bad. Very bad. You'd sit on the loo and suck in poos with your bottom. You'd then produce good looking food with your mouth and then end up hungry.

Couldn't fancy giving birth

Are you thinking of the 'Backwards' episode in Red Dwarf?

A bit Screaming.

Also makes me think of Benjamin Button - I really enjoyed that film.

School would be shit. We’d arrive with loads of information and skills and deposit it into individuals who collect it for no purpose then we’d leave stupid. Would be good for bullied kids though. Arrive in pain, leave, pain free.

Thanksi veryski muchski budski

You'd go into hospital and have the stitches pulled out of your wound, and your inflamed appendix tucked back in place.

I only watched that episode of Red Dwarf on Netflix a few days ago. I agree with @IsSheWeird, I would definitely would not like to give birth backwards!

And jobs. You'd get a job by telling the manager to "ffo kcuf", then you'd spend your time uncompleting things while giving them money.

3MillionLightyearsFromEarth
I only watched that episode of Red Dwarf on Netflix a few days ago. I agree with @IsSheWeird, I would definitely would not like to give birth backwards!

I've never given birth but all I can say is Ouch!

Having sex backwards would be interesting - starting with an orgasm (if you're lucky) and ending with nothing.

I definitely don't want my three hip replacements undone.

Going shopping would be a great way to make money.

Going shopping would be a great way to make money

You’d have to take stuff back though!

Brushing your teeth would start with toothpaste and end with tooth decay. Mumsnet would not be telling you to LTB - they would be telling you to either BTL (bastard the leave) or MTB (marry the bastard). [nirg]