I'm in the mood for a good 'omg' thread, so does anyone have any stories of desperate attention seeking behaviour? I'm not a journo after an easy story honest, so the Daily Mail can suck my balls...
I'll kick one off...
DH runs a small club for friends who share the same hobby (MTG in case anyone cares) and a couple turned up one day to play. The female of the couple was wearing a long coat and announced to everyone that she couldn't take her coat off because their baby had been sick on her clothes just before she came out so she was only wearing her underwear underneath it 
She didn't have to be there for a particular time. She could have got changed but apparently she didn't have any clean clothes to put on.
Nobody cared.