Someone go to the shop for me please?

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We need milk. But, at my 4 year olds request, I am snuggled up in his bed whilst he watches trains on his tablet.

I'm snuggly and warm and don't want to go out. It's wet and foggy out.

So, lovely people, who will do the milk run for me?

I could send one of the kids, the 11 year old went yesterday. He’ll want to keep the change though.

I'll go but I've just ordered my bacon roll for breakfast so you'll have to wait a bit

Oh yes please. Sadly I only have a £100 note So it will be an expensive 6 pint of milk if he keeps the change. But so worth it too!

Urgh the boy now wants me to build him a Lego crane.

OK, I'm popping down there now. Red, Green or Blue milk?

Pyjama Bring me a bacon butty too? Ta lovely

wine Green please 😂☺

The £100 note should be fine, our Co-op accepts my gold sovereigns

Someone get me some peanut butter on toast please. Thanks so much.

Ok, back in a sec

SOS... the kid wants a yellow crane. Fuck. Thank God we've bought him one for Christmas....

Brown sauce on the butty please....

Ok got it - sorry it took so long.

I knocked at number 27, didn't you hear me?

No wine.... Must have been busy hoovering.

Thanks muchly

Fanks to wine