If you have an iPhone need a chuckle...

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ExH has just been to collect DS and showed us this. Made me belly laugh for the first time in ages! Ask Siri ‘Why are fire trucks red?’ It might well be really old but I’d never heard that one before. Try it if you need a giggle. Any other corkers to share?

How do I dispose of a body?

(This was suggested to me, I am not guilty of anything)

I’ve been telling that one for years!

... what’s the punchline?

Ok Google gave me very boring answers! What does Siri say?

Firetrucks are red because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight makes twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there were fish in the seas, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always “Russian” around, so that’s why fire trucks are red!