It's wanker Wednesday

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It's wanker Wednesday, the middle of the week where all the knobheads, Pratt's and annoying shits come out and fuck up your day.

And here you are, right on cue

😯

Difficult morning, op?

They are all pricks today aren't they? Everyone is just so fucking grumpy this week. Don't know what it is.

We have wanker SNOW

In West Oxfordshire, it isn't settling but I have to go and wait for a bus soon which is always 10 minutes late but can't risk not being at the stop when it's due.

So I will have to be out in wanker snow for longer than I would like

Fuck off you wanker. I don’t care if you really wanted to go away for the day, I’m not looking after your dog. It’s a sweet but highly strung, shitting machine and I’m just out of hospital, in a great deal of pain and feel like vomiting down the phone to you. NO, it doesn’t make it any different if you pay me extra. FFS!

Pascha 😂

Snow?! In England?!

What?! I've never heard of wanker Wednesday. I have to go out soon, not sure I want to now!!

The traffic here is an absolute tosspot of the highest order

Yep snowing in West Oxon.. though mostly grim sleet on and off.
My wanker is personal... my back went into spasm as I was leaving for work..now unable to move and on a day when I was most definitely vital at work...they are going to hate me :/

Ugh poor you StillMedusa, hope your Wednesday improves somehow 🙏🏼

I have made zero plans and am calmly tidying. I was the grumpy wanker this morning, no one needs to be around me when I'm like that!

That explains the tailgaters I had all the way home then..

Oh god please don't say snow that is the last thing I need. I must say so far my Wednesday is been shit, your little saying of Wanky Wednesday did make me smile tho summed up my day so far.

My award goes to Southwestern rail. Not content with making the news on Monday for cancelling everything and putting up signs telling people not to bother; today they managed to turn my 2hrs 15 mins commute into 3hrs 25 mins - shifting paltforms, getting people onto trains, then terminating said train at next station (already packed with their own delayed commuters)

My Wanker Wednesday is an emotional hangover from Twat Tuesday. I got an earful from a client yesterday and have spent the night and this morning in tears.
I also had a client saying how wonderful and supportive I am yesterday, but guess which one my subconscious is choosing to turn over and over in my head? Ffs