A thread of questions. Feel free to join in.

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Questions which don't merit their own thread.

Is this acceptable party fare? 6-9 year olds, 2-430pm: crisps; pop corn; chocolate fondue with bananas, apples, clementines; jelly; chocolate cake.

Are postcards acceptable as Christmas cards (they're cheaper to get printed than foldy cards)?

Is cheesecake just as good if it's made with lactose free cheese?

I'd have some veggies as well to pretend health.

Yes.

No to cheesecake. It's repulsive.

As in cheesecake is repulsive or cheesecake with lactose free cheese is repulsive?

No. You need to add something a bit more substantial like mini sandwiches or slices of pizza.
Yes.
No idea.

Why am I still here?

Does anyone else just eat the icing and marzipan on a christmas cake?

Nope. I just eat the icing. Don't like Marzipan or the cake!

No I eat the cake and leave the marzipan and icing.

That looks ridiculous written down. Maybe this year we ditch the cake and make extra biscuits instead!

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

I love the marzipan and hate the cake!

I think that maybe the wheel was the best thing before sliced bread?

Or maybe there's a chronological list, including pasteurised milk, electricity etc?

Is it time to update the saying?

Best thing since space travel?

I make jam tarts 😋

I thought space travel was all a hoax

Cheesecake: I made a vegan one (so without lactose!) for DD recently and it was blooming lovely.

Christmas cake: I eat the whole lot.

Where are my glasses?

Is it better for the environment to wrap Christmas presents in tin foil?

@thefreak have you checked on top of your head?

Your glasses are on the side in your bathroom, you're welcome

Pineapple on pizza?

Not on my head, no, but they were indeed in the bathroom! Thanks.
Wow, I should ask Mumnset to sort out all my trivial problems!

No, pineapple on pizza is an aberration.

My mum makes a cheesecake with tofu, I think, and it's great.

Is tofu lactose-free?

Why do I never go to bed early enough for a decent sleep?

@TheFreaksShallInheritTheEarth that's amazing!! can't believe I guessed that. It was because I have a habit of losing my phone and it tends to be on the side in the bathroom or an odd shelf in the pantry!

Can God make a weight so great that She Herself cannot lift it?

Pineapple and ham on pizza is a gourmet staple in Hawaii. No one is made to eat it.

Sre you too busy to go to bed pr do you make excuses. Either can be overcome. Set yourself an alarm to go to bed

If I'm honest, I'm just enjoying the peace and quiet whilst everyone else is asleep... My house is lovely when they're all quiet 😁
I think I need a reward chart. That might help me go to bed on time...? 😏

Is the M&S Christmas pudding really that amazing? Wondering if it's worth a diversion en route home tomorrow.