Fancy a game of never have I ever?

[seizethecuttlefish]

Never have I ever been in a Waitrose. I realise some people reading this may now require smelling salts.

Never have I ever mowed a lawn

Never have I ever been in Waitrose or mowed a lawn or watched game of thrones

Never ever have I watched an episode of Friends.

Done a wash load of ironing

Had a Facebook account

Tried Avocado

Watched a Star Wars film

Been in Greggs the bakers.

been to Trafford centre

...said the c word.

...watched Strictly, I'm A Celeb, Jeremy K, Judge Rinder, TOWIE, BB, CBB, Real Housewives, Made in Wherever, Bake Off etc etc etc

...doubted my gender or sexuality

and, inspired by The Badger Thread

...hit any living creature (not counting moths and flies) while driving

(Fear not, lots of other doubts and swearing)

Read a Harry Potter book

never have i ever had my legs waxed, my eyebrows done or my nails done
ive also never had a bra fitting

never have i ever had my legs waxed, my eyebrows done or my nails done
ive also never had a bra fitting

Me neither!

Also, never had a "girl crush", been to Waitrose or watched GBBO, CBB, SCD or IACGMOOH

At 47 I have never played on a games console.
Eaten lamb.
Or a kebab.

Never had a Facebook account

Never had anal sex!

Never have I ever had bum sex (someone had to lower the tone )

Been north of Scotland

Ha! And it wasn’t me 😂

Never eaten a sausage or a kebab

Sorry

...had a spray tan

...had a tattoo

...had Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram or WhatsApp accounts

Never taken a selfie.

Put air in my car tyres

Watched Titanic or Dirty Dancing.

Seem ET