Secret Santa help please

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Heading away soon for Christmas and we'll be doing a night with a couple friends of ours and all their friends. We will know nobody but this couple there. We are doing a Secret Santa, but is €10 so £8 ish. It will be totally novelty, the funnier the better, it will be very much a night of drinking, no kids etc (we are the only couple with kids). So I need funny ideas, something different, witty, and totally generic as it will be pulled out totally randomly on the night. Any suggestions would be fantastic!! Please

Mankini lol

The Ladybird book of The Hangover www.whsmith.co.uk/products/the-ladybird-book-of-the-hangover-ladybirds-for-grown-ups/9780718183516 or some of the other Ladybird books for adults.
Spreadable gin www.firebox.com/Spreadable-Gin/p8545
Snakes and Bladdered board game
Chocolate Brussels sprouts from Choc on Choc
Tamagotchi
I can't adult today mug www.sassandbelle.co.uk/homeware/kitchen-dining/mugs-teapots/metallic-monochrome-i-can-t-adult-today-mug/
Things to do while you poo toilet roll www.prezzybox.com/things-to-do-while-you-poo-toilet-roll.aspx

The phallic Llama from peacocks is the obvious choice.

www.peacocks.co.uk/giant-stuffed-llama-6f380e.html?utm_source=RakutenMarketing&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_content=1&utm_campaign=TnL5HPStwNw&ranMID=41172&ranEAID=TnL5HPStwNw&ranSiteID=TnL5HPStwNw-u_6mDWi2IqNCbl10WSoP4Q

Brilliant suggestions! Thanks so much! I'm feeling the pressure as I don't know them and apparently there is a game involved that involves drink and having the option to swap for someone else's gift. I want people want my gift 😂

Pananny if I bought the llama I think he'd end up being kept and not even making the plane!

I love the ladybird book Ricekrispie and the toilet roll! Fuzzywig after a few drinks I'm afraid it might get modelled!!