Let's tell a story

[birdsofafeather]

Ok I'll start you carry on

One day I said I would like to go to the beach

C'mon people

So I rang up Jeremy Corbyn and asked

"Why the hell did you wear that shitty, old coat to the Armistice Day Parade? Are you being purposely rude??"

Then he hung up and I cried

I went to the beach
I met a friend
We chatted
I went back home