Here's some of mine! I have repeated some that have already been said, but they are mine too!
I don't like being asked for my email either, but what narks me off is being asked for my POSTCODE. I know they want to find out where people are coming from (maybe,) but it grates on me! I lie actually. I mean I give one CLOSE - like 1 mile away, but not mine.
Instagram posts with 57 hastags!
Stupid massive lips that look incredibly fake and laughable, botox, fake massive arses. (Real ones - big bums AND big lips are fine, but fake - LOL no!)
Celebrities (who are often famous for shag-all!) writing books. The ones who have a baby and suddenly feel the need tell everyone who has had babies already, how to parent properly.
Smart phones..... the bane of humanity. Sick of seeing people on theirs at least 50% of their waking hours.
Identity politics, and people identifying as whatever the fluck they want! (Despite concrete proof of what they biologically are.)
Men demanding to invade womens safe spaces.
Big bastard chuffing beards. Don't come NEAR me with a face that has a fucking raccoon glued to it!
Virtue signalling.
Salted caramel. Yuk.
Grey/dark blue decor. Yuk again.
Veganism. Nothing personal against real genuine vegans, but every single one I know without exception is a fake who eats maltesers and french fancies and a slice of quiche whenever they think none of their mates are nearby.
People who say 'I am a vegan 90% of the time.' No. You are NOT a vegan at all!!!!!!!!
Vegans having to tell you they're vegan - WHY? Some people on twitter and instagram have to mention it EVERY DAY. WHY?
'All the feels,' 'woke,'
Adverts where Charities are begging, and the ad goes on for 10 fucking minutes, asking you for £3 a month.
Too many and too long ad breaks on telly.
Self service tills. 1 in 3 times I use one it fucks up! I even need someone coming to me when I buy a can of red bull or a pack of Halls throat sweets.
Internet dating and men wanting a fuck immediately..... cringe
Porn being normalised, and men expecting women to do things they see in it.
This obsession that 20 to 50 y.o. women have with Prosecco. It's vile, cheap piss.
£25 to £50 advent calendars.
'Mumpreneur' VOM!
Every 3rd show on terrestrial tv being a bastard REALITY TV show!
The idea that only a woman who is curvy or overweight is a REAL woman. Piss off.
Extreme political correctness, and people being offended on behalf of others, and people shouting at others for using the 'wrong' terminology.
Ugg boots.
People posting on social media what they have done for charity.
Fur babies for pets, little man for their son, little princess for their daughter.
Chuggers.
Ripped jeans, that are more holes/rips than material!
Men sending dick pics. Do you REALLY think a woman will be turned on by this picture that looks like the last chicken in the shop?!
Every badly behaved child (and adult) being labelled with some kind of 'condition.' Sometimes people (and kids) are just assholes.
'Adulting.'
Tattoos. Everyone under 35 seems to have one - and some people over 35 too (in the UK anyway!) I see many really attractive young people who look good, who are completely ruined because they have tats all over their arms, their calves, their shoulders, the nape of their neck, their legs etc... They look good on no-one IMO. I hate this trend, and wish it would die. I think the vast majority of people will regret it in about 10 to 15 years.