As I stood, awkwardly, in the kitchen, I started thinking about whether anyone else shared my irrational fear.
My kitchen related irrational fear is to do with the washing machine. The spin cycle is quite violent and my fear is that one day I will be standing in front of the washing machine door as it enters the final aggressive spin of the cycle and the door blows off, taking a leg with it. I know this is unlikely in the extreme, but I can't help it. I also keep the kids away from the door at Final Aggressive Spin time. It's not debilitating, I still wash clothes. But try very hard not to stand in front of the door if I'm doing something else in the kitchen.
Anyone else?
(I also very scared of moths. But I believe that one to be rational due to the fact they are horrible papery things)