QUICK! ‘posting here so it disappears’

[NomNomNominativeDeterminism]

Only 24 hours left to post ephemerally in Chat before MNHQ turns it into deathless prose.

Get it off your chest now.

Children are incredibly annoying! Parenting is hard and boring! Without chocolate life has no joy!

Last chance to say what’s on your mind in the comfort of Chat.

I hate my cats and wish someone would take them, they won't leave me alone!

Okay I love my cats, they are my babies! One of them is on my lap right now and the other one is on my keyboard chewing my derwent watercolor pencils!

Mostly tho, I detest the harm stupid people commit, the way they cry for a tissue for themselves instead of the people they YOU KNOW HARM and wish it was okay to sterilize them.

Sco ones are just small pancakes, get over it.

I say love and Hun all the time

I sign off with kisses x

It really fucks me off when people start a thread or ask a question never to return.

It also really annoys me when people selfishly derail a thread having their own argument, especially arguments not even on the topic itself but on some insignificant detail I bet the poor OP wishes they had left out.

I kill spiders and I don’t care! If your 8 legged relatively small and unthreatening then I will leave you be. Big scary mother’s, nope your dead dead dead with the nearest heavy available object.

Noisy eaters make me have violent thoughts.

And for the record it is sc-own, s-con as if!!!

Half of the bloody threads that I post on disappear anyway, so don't think the 90 day thing will make a jot of difference. I've never written a jot of difference before, its definitely a spoken phrase rather than written isn't it?

People who do drugs make me feel so so angry and sick. It's irrational though because I get uncomfortable about CBH oil too.
If I know you do drugs you won't be my friend.

Sorry cbd oil.

I fucking love fucking swearing

I need a fucking wash my armpits smell

I enjoy watching old repeats of Bullseye (am doing now).

What?! That has seriously disturbed me.

@ValleyClouds

Just slap her with a fish. Rude!

I dont like sex! I adore my husband and it's not specially him I just don't get it!!

I say Baff not Barth. Shrugs

As in vomit Veronicat ? Barf

Threads where people really get into it and are pages long are great. Except when the OP disappears and leaves us all dangling. We don't need the gory details of someone life (well, we can't DEMAND them) but it would be nice if they'd come back and tell us something. Anything!

People who “snuggle” under blankets on a sofa to watch tv should get their heating/insulation checked.
Revolting habit.
Also the word snuggle should only be used by children of pre- school age.

I take it you havent heard of fuel poverty purplehammer?

I turn the heating off when the kids arent here because we have an old system where you cant turn off individual radiators without a hell of a lot of farting about and its much much cheaper to SNUGGLE under a duvet on the sofa than heat the whole house for one person.

Anyone who actually spends good money on French Bulldogs or any other poor breed with a squished face gets judged by me.

Please can someone post a link re the Christmas narwhols? I want one!

Good news everybody. I posted on this thread that I was going to snap and say what I was thinking one day.
It was today. I used the phrase “just who do you think you’re talking to” in my best Miss Jean Brodie voice. It was great. So thanks.

Flashingbeacon you rock. Work? School? Sing and sign session at the library? And did they shrivel?

School. For just a second everyone paused. And then we agreed that this wasn’t the time or the place. I then did a very satisfying flounce out the playground.

Gosh I completely misunderstood the ‘threads started in here after 9 Nov’ thing. I thought that meant from 10 Nov. But the date has dropped out of the warning. Might the same thing happen with Brexit?

Eh? I don't understand? What have I missed now

Sorry flashingbeacon, I got carried away. Have colleagues or parents been giving you grief? There should be more flouncing generally.

And now let’s have a game of ‘reply to the question before last’ ...

Haha, im completely lost too. Was a support specialist person who’s been getting on my wick since last year. I loved flouncing through playground with ds running to keep up. Storm in a tea cup but very satisfying.

So,like I said, it hasn't actually disappeared OP?