QUICK! ‘posting here so it disappears’

[NomNomNominativeDeterminism]

Only 24 hours left to post ephemerally in Chat before MNHQ turns it into deathless prose.

Get it off your chest now.

Children are incredibly annoying! Parenting is hard and boring! Without chocolate life has no joy!

Last chance to say what’s on your mind in the comfort of Chat.

And I hate christmas decorations that are like pizzas and cockatoos and

narworls What festive about a narworl ffs???

I enjoy watching old repeats of Bullseye (am doing now).

I'm quite enjoying global warming.

I agree @SneakyGremlins

I have a disability, a visible one

I have lived where I do for a year now so I'm just starting to become a part of the community.

There is a local woman (I do not know her name and she does not know mine) who has approached me on about 5 separate occasions to pass comment on me generally including my appearance, and querying me and been quite rude with it

I haven't started a thread because I thought I'd be told that "she must have SN and you're being mean not to tolerate it and worse because you're disabled yourself"

I have a disability and perhaps many people see me and think "oh she has SN" well I don't fucking have SN I hate the term SN, she probably also doesn't have SN, SN is a term for children in education, take your label and shove it up your fucking arse because even if she does have a disability, as I do, it does not entitle me to persistently accost the same random stranger in order to make unwarranted comments !

That's much better thanks @NomNomNominativeDeterminism

I think that LTB is a reasonable response to 95% of the threads on Relationships.

IF you need to wear "sexy" anything as fancy dress I will judge you as a needy attention seeking loser. Especially if the outfit is food. "Sexy" pizza slice? I think not........

And I hate christmas decorations that are like pizzas and cockatoos and narworls What festive about a narworl ffs???

There speaks a bitter person with ishoos who clearly never got picked to be the Second Lobster in the school nativity play.

Stop fucking vaguebooking, nobody cares, you have no idea how spoilt you are

Stop spending money on shit while complaining you can’t afford essential stuff and expecting sympathy/donations

For the love of GOD will you sort your kids’ head lice out

Oh facebook......!

Stop taking ownership of Rememberance Sunday. We all want to, and do, remember but we dont make a huge fucking fuss like you do when we know that our family didnt suffer the losses you implied we did on your FB posts. (To my not-so-dear cousin)

I love love love a good FB row. Yes I do think it is undignified and I would never do it, but I fucking love it when other people do it! Cant beat a FB break up.

'Scon'; butter, jam, clotted cream!! No debate - yum!

Men - useful for lots of boring physical jobs like trimming trees, chopping logs, mending cars etc. Yes we could do it but why would we want to?

Yes to panty liners, no to PJs!
Please don't swear in front of your kids!

Lastly - I know the thread's going, hooray..... so I can finally confess....

I CAN'T STAND TATTOOS!! I HAVE LOADS OF FRIENDS WITH THEM AND I LOVE THE PEOPLE, BUT I SO HATE THE TATS!!!!!!! WHY WOULD ANYONE DO IT, AAARGH!!!!!

and breathe.....:-)

No amount of threads praising the mooncup could ever induce me to touch one let alone use one.

I hate tattoos.
I hate 'huns'
I fancy Alistair Campbell
I ate 3 raspberry and white chocolate ice cream bars this afternoon while I watched a horror film on Nextflix because I had the house to myself.
I have a toilet brush
We don't have a penis beaker

Scone, butter, jam, clotted cream.

Oh also........'Askholes' get on my fucking nerves. They ask your advice on something and you genuinely care and offer well thought out advice only for them not to take it at all or do the complete opposite and then when it all goes tits up they want MORE advice which they'll ignore anyway.

People who ask for advice then promptly ignore it.......Askholes.

I wondered what sc-own was, of course you mean scon

milking of good men doesn't sound harsh! Only to the milkers, I think the milked would enjoy?

Lol at "askholes"

I hate every single person who sits in front of a mother & either calls her or refers to her as MUM.

Mothers have names of their very own.
My own children don't call me mum.

They should all have CONDESCENDING TWAT tattooed on their foreheads.

The thread's going? I just thought they 'wouldnt' be going, that would just continue as chat.

I can't stand my next door neighbours. Or their children.

I own & regularly use 2 loo brushes. Which probably need replacing actually.

I have an enduring and incurable crush on David Tennant.

I will get an answer soon as to why the company allowed you to continue bullying me and what they intend to do about it.

Things are about to go nuclear. And though for years I've existed in the shadows, I am happy to go front and centre to tell them everything you did and what you still do.

I have never been a vengeful soul. I like my peaceful life.

But remember this. Damaged people are more dangerous because they know they can survive. And I will not rest until you are as unhappy and anxious as you've made me.

After 9th, will no longer be deleted. This doesn't say that those created the day before will be deleted the next! But any created after will not be deleted after 90 days [whereas the others will]

I hate AIBU's that ask that question, are told YADBU by everyone and then argue about every point made, get totally defensive and huffy and flounce off the thread.

I don't understand how people can clean their bum without water? If poo, got on your arm, would you just wipe it off with a tissue and use no water?

No, but then again Pain
You don't wipe your nose on your arse