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QUICK! ‘posting here so it disappears’

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NomNomNominativeDeterminism · 08/11/2018 23:37

Only 24 hours left to post ephemerally in Chat before MNHQ turns it into deathless prose.

Get it off your chest now.

Children are incredibly annoying! Parenting is hard and boring! Without chocolate life has no joy!

Last chance to say what’s on your mind in the comfort of Chat.

OP posts:
Vegetablegarden · 09/11/2018 00:26

You have to put jam first! Cream is not to be put on in a thin layer. It is dolloped. On top of jam.

Honestly.

We only need a few men really. Women are more important as we can Procreate obviously.

But I think men are fun and it’s good to have quite a bit of sex especially as we are all doomed anyway. So let’s keep them for now.

I like Adidas leisure wear.

I listen to sweary hip hop whilst doing my SAHM cleaning and dusting.

I hate horses boss. Really.

I have to get up early to get all the children up and make packed lunches and I’m exhausted but I’m bored so I’m losing sleep hours mindlessly writing crap on Mumsnet.

PyongyangKipperbang · 09/11/2018 00:26

I wear my pyjamas in the supermarket since designers copped on and started selling PJs that look like track suits (thank you Nutmeg at Morrisons!).

PyongyangKipperbang · 09/11/2018 00:29

I makeschool lunches the night before and dont actually care if they are a bit dry by lunchtime the next day. No one complains so fuck 'em.

Sometimes I really dont like my kids. I love them to their very bones but sometimes I would cheerfully hand them over at the door to the first comer.

Hazardswan · 09/11/2018 00:31

I wish it was socially acceptable to scream as an adult when feeling frustrated or annoyed. Using words is very overrated in comparison and i think leads to passive aggressive tendicies.

The culling of many men and the milking of a few good ones... sounds harsh but lets be honest on mass they behave as a problem so it's not an unreasonable idea

PyongyangKipperbang · 09/11/2018 00:32

Can I add my vote to having a dairy farm for men and culling the rest?

Hazardswan · 09/11/2018 00:34

PJs in public is fine! Especially if your suppressing the urge to scream, can't be arsed or just so cosy and comfy you dont want to get dressed.

Nestinghedgehog · 09/11/2018 00:34

I didn't invite the children who were mean to my dd and bullied her to her birthday parties

Hazardswan · 09/11/2018 00:35

pyongyang snitch.

PyongyangKipperbang · 09/11/2018 00:37

I wear my PJs out because I get home from work at 1 am and dont get to sleep for at least another couple of hours. So I am doing the school run at the office workers equivalent of 4am. Fuck off if you think I should get dressed for 10 minutes in the car and a quick pop in to Tesco!

UpstartCrow · 09/11/2018 00:38

I WEAR PANTY LINERS EVERY DAY.

Vegetablegarden · 09/11/2018 00:38

No pjs though! Please no!

When you’ve seen someone smoking wheeling their kid in a buggy to the offy in their pjs to get drink and a take away... you can’t encourage it!

PyongyangKipperbang · 09/11/2018 00:38

Hazardswan Sorry Blush

PyongyangKipperbang · 09/11/2018 00:39

I hate snobs

HippoLatte · 09/11/2018 00:39

If you're fit enough to put your pyjamas on then you are fit enough to pull on some clothes to do the school run/shopping/post office etc. If you are perfectly healthy and do any of those things (or anything else that isn't within a few steps of your home) whilst in your PJs I will assume you are lazy and have hygiene issues (why else would you leave the house in clothes you sleep in?). PJs that look like sportswear are slightly better than pjs but I still don't get why pulling on leggings/jeans is harder than pulling on PJs (because some people will say they put fresh ones on before going anywhere......lies.) if you are able bodied enough.

'Spirited' children are little shits who need pulled into line.

People who write 'naice' when describing ham or anything else are utter twats.

Vegetablegarden · 09/11/2018 00:39

Urgh definitely good for you @nestling I wouldn’t invite bullies either.

selfidentifyinggiraffe · 09/11/2018 00:43

Uggs are heavenly

I use a loo brush and binned the toilet duck

I say Hun sometimes irl and sign off with kisses

I watch hollyoaks sometimes

I occasionally read the daily mail too (but do realise it's shite)

ChickaaaaannDipppaaaaassss · 09/11/2018 00:43

I laugh at very dark jokes and kids falling over.

My kids have seen me drinking wine and a bit squiffy and they're not in their 30s.

I also swear. At home. A lot.

I am waynetta, give 0 fucks and demand fags.

Jux · 09/11/2018 00:44

Skon.

Do you mean 'scown' with an ow sound, or do you mean scohn with an oh? Just curious.

It doesn't matter because everyone who is anyone knows it's skon. Grin

And while we're on the subject, it's cream first then jam.

SpitefulMidLifeAnimal · 09/11/2018 00:44

You know that picture of your DC's cake smash? Looks like it's covered in shit.

Vegetablegarden · 09/11/2018 00:45

I got boys with high level needs and ‘lively’ and ‘challenging’ and eating out is a chore. I’m always vigilante.

I would have loved to have girls who liked drawing and I could relax at dinner and look like an amazing parent. Blush

I do love my boys though...

But then they are also going to either depend on me forever or leave me for their wives and never call...

Damn!

cafenoirbiscuit · 09/11/2018 00:46

Nichol-arse sublets my drive when I go to the supermarket. While I’m there I frown at young lads in Corsa’s who have no child yet park in parent and baby spaces

Vegetablegarden · 09/11/2018 00:46

Please don’t laugh at kids falling over! I’m serious! That’s evil!

Sweetpea55 · 09/11/2018 00:48

I dont wear knickers in summer,,,,,
I hate cod
I prefer to stay at home than gp out

ChickaaaaannDipppaaaaassss · 09/11/2018 00:48

Veg,
Youtube/Ladbible videos of tumbles - Usually a dog or cat is involved.

I'm not a complete sadist!

PyongyangKipperbang · 09/11/2018 00:52

For clarification.....I dont get out of bed and put my PJs on.

I finish work, get home, put my PJs on, go to bed and go to sleep for about 3 hours. Then I get up, sort out the kids and do the school run in the same PJs, about 3 times a week that may involve calling in at the supermarket. Then I get home and go back to bed for 4 hours, get up and shower and change and go to work.

I cannot speak for any other school run PJ wearers.