You know you have had too much Friday wine when...?

[ApolloandDaphne]

You start taking your make up off and realise you are not actually wearing any!

Make me feel better?

When I go outside for a smoke and light my cigarette from the wrong end.

I went to scrub a bit of grime out from under my fingernail and realised it was nail varnish that had escaped its weekly removal

You're still up on mumsnet and not asleep

You realise that you're horribly sexist. I am horribly sexist.

You told your book club a bit too much about your early sex life!

I just remembered I made this thread. I am still lying in bed wishing I hadn't drank so much wine last night!