David Cameron

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I'e just read that David Cameron is a bit bored, and fancies a go at being Foreign Secretary.

Ugh.

When I’m bored I go on mumsnet.

Different worlds, eh!

Good. Let him come out of the woodwork and face the public again. I drove through Chipping Norton recently and I swear the hairs on the back of my neck were standing up. And not in a good way.

Maybe he wants another go at fucking up the country?

He could do our hedges if he's really bord, would probably have less risk of fucking up the country that way.

helmetbymidnight you just made me laugh out loud!

He's done enough damage already

Fuck no! Just NO!

Helmetbymidnight lol

Whenever I see just a name as a thread title I think they have died.

Speaking circuit jollies not paying out as much, I supose.

So do I Sparklingbrook.

Fuck no!

Dear God he deserves to be locked up for what he's done to the country, not awarded another job.

I've got some weeding needs doing. He could do that if he's bored.

He takes entitlement to a whole new level.

Yeuch.
Still, he was nice looking, had charming and talented wife and smashing kids.
(The above may be true but, I was joking)

He's not an MP anymore. He'd have to go through the tedious business of finding a constituency and winning most of the votes. He could do a Lord Carrington and be Foreign Secretary after he's elevated to the peerage. But someone would need to nominate him and the Honours Committee would have to accept the nomination- actually not a foregone conclusion after a nomination.
Anyone?

Hmm, so two and a half years is his 'biding my time' window. 🙄

He must think the GBP came down the river on their grandma's piano.

He should be apologising for the cost of Brexit first.