This is lighthearted, but a bit gross.
DP is going away for a few days. The only clean socks he had were damp and drying on the rack. This morning he thought he’d put them in the microwave (supervised) to help them dry faster 
. The kitchen now smells strongly of jizz (of all things, not even a rank cheese sort of smell) and I’m not convinced the smell will ever come out of the microwave.
Should I LTB? Definitely making him buy a new microwave, I’ll never be able to look at this one in quite the same way again.