£5,000,000,000

[tectonicplates]

I don't have five billion pounds. What a shame.

I don't have 5 billion pounds either

I do!

Only kidding 😩

I just checked. I also seem to be without all this money. What gives?

I don’t have five billion pounds. But if I did I would spend it all on cake and fancy holidays.

Lol

Next you’ll be telling us you don’t have two plates to rub together

LOL

Feel like I weigh 5 billion pounds

Presumably you don't have a mortgage to pay off either though?!

If I had £5,000,000,000, I would share it with you.

If I had that much the best bit would be my exh finding out!

Who has £5 billion? Is there a Mumsnet lottery?

@MissMalice Aww, how kind

I have five billion things that I need to do and I’m not doing any of them 🤷🏻‍♀️

Theresa (can I call you Theresa?), should you really be on MN when you've got a country to run? I thought Brexit was going to bring a windfall of £ billions?