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£5,000,000,000

18 replies

tectonicplates · 31/10/2018 07:45

I don't have five billion pounds. What a shame.

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RonSwansonsMustacheComb · 31/10/2018 07:49

RatUnholyRolyPoly · 31/10/2018 07:51

I don't have 5 billion pounds either

GeorgieTheGorgeousGoat · 31/10/2018 07:51

Rockbird · 31/10/2018 07:51

I do!

Only kidding 😩

dudsville · 31/10/2018 07:52

I just checked. I also seem to be without all this money. What gives?

ToftheB · 31/10/2018 07:53

I don’t have five billion pounds. But if I did I would spend it all on cake and fancy holidays.

Eminybob · 31/10/2018 07:54

Lol

Ilovetolurk · 31/10/2018 07:54

Next you’ll be telling us you don’t have two plates to rub together

toolazytothinkofausername · 31/10/2018 08:05

LOL

DrunkUnicorn · 31/10/2018 09:48

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flatpack1 · 31/10/2018 10:04

Feel like I weigh 5 billion pounds

Caroian · 31/10/2018 10:26

Presumably you don't have a mortgage to pay off either though?!

MissMalice · 31/10/2018 10:28

If I had £5,000,000,000, I would share it with you.

Santaisgettingbusy · 31/10/2018 10:29

If I had that much the best bit would be my exh finding out!

VillanellesHairPin · 31/10/2018 10:30

Who has £5 billion? Is there a Mumsnet lottery?

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tectonicplates · 31/10/2018 11:10

@MissMalice Aww, how kind

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amusedbush · 31/10/2018 11:16

I have five billion things that I need to do and I’m not doing any of them 🤷🏻‍♀️

DadDadDad · 31/10/2018 11:21

Theresa (can I call you Theresa?), should you really be on MN when you've got a country to run? I thought Brexit was going to bring a windfall of £ billions?

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