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Jokes the cornier the better

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everydayunicorns · 29/10/2018 21:40

I've had a rubbish Monday, worked most of the weekend, everything is flying unicorns - anyone got any jokes? The cornier the better Grin

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Wombat44 · 30/10/2018 00:06

I phoned Sea World yesterday. They told me that the call would be recorded for training porpoises.

73kittycat73 · 30/10/2018 02:13

What's the difference between John Wayne and anal sex?
One makes you day, the other makes your whole week.

Trumpton · 30/10/2018 02:32

This board made me laugh.

Jokes the cornier the better
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