Jokes the cornier the better

[everydayunicorns]

I've had a rubbish Monday, worked most of the weekend, everything is flying unicorns - anyone got any jokes? The cornier the better

I phoned Sea World yesterday. They told me that the call would be recorded for training porpoises.

What's the difference between John Wayne and anal sex?
One makes you day, the other makes your whole week.

This board made me laugh.