I have the best Facebook WTF selling post that will not be beaten ever

[Blackberry10]

I have had so much good advice lately I thought I would treat you ladies with the following Facebook WTF selling item.

Pass the prize over because it’s mine

OMG. There are no words.

That is horrifying!! Also is it sitting on the ground? Don’t think I’d be eating that!

Wtaf?!

It's got to be a joke right? Halloween special. Also did the seller choose a broken concrete floor to model it on? Because that makes it look more tasty.

Oh there were about ten threads on this over the weekend. And apparently, it’s fake.

First thread of the day on this! It's a piece of Russian artwork. It's generating about four threads a day at the moment!

I have been beaten to it then

The amount of threads just show how WTF it is. And Russian artist or not he still made it

I saw this at the weekend on FB - I follow the site Angry People in Local Newspapers.

The headline was "Don't have nightmares", which I thought was apt!

Who wants to eat Frankensteins failed experiment at Christmas dinner?

It's fake! Thank god. Still looks frightful though.

Looks like something you would feed your dog

Although I think even my dog would be scared and bark at it

Oh dear god. Thats grim.

Oh I wish I hadn’t read that, I saw it in FB last week and so want it to be real!!

I shared it with our local Turkey farmer and suggested he run a sideline, just for a “you’re a sick puppy” text back