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Won't someone please send me to bed

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Kleptronic · 27/10/2018 01:29

I am staying up too late and should sod off to bed but keep getting one more drink. Someone please tell me to fuck off and drink some water and stop listening to music. Specifically The National. Early National and it's really not all that.

Anyone else more pissed and awake than they should be? We could tell each other to fuck off to bed now.

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CarryOnScreamingValenta · 27/10/2018 01:33

Me too. And I have to be up at 8 tomorrow Sad. I will definitely be going to bed within the next half hour because I will have run out of beer by then

SeaToSki · 27/10/2018 01:34

Im In the US. Its not late yet here, but Im having an early one as theres a big storm rolling in tomorrow. Im all comfy in bed with a large glass of wine and a good book. Why dont you get into bed and get all warm and cozy?

CarryOnScreamingValenta · 27/10/2018 01:36

It's warm and cosy on my sofa, Sea - my bed and the journey to it will be freezing cold!

HollidayArmadillo · 27/10/2018 01:40

Me!
It's technically my birthday now though so I must finish the bottle right??
Even though I have an hour and a half of swimming lessons at 9am? 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Kleptronic · 27/10/2018 01:40

8am? Fucking hell Valenta get to bed! Leave the rest of the beer for the fairies. In a bucket saucer. You know it makes sense.

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Wingbing · 27/10/2018 01:42

I’m in St Ives for the weekend with friends.
It’s a very rare child free weekend.

We arrived late and i’m still drinking gin. I never stay up this late.

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Kleptronic · 27/10/2018 01:42

Happy Birfenday Armadillo! It depends whether it's you having the lesson or not. If you can rest on the side with a coffee and dark glasses then you're good for the rest of the bottle.

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Kleptronic · 27/10/2018 01:44

Ick. Gin. Well you're on you're own there Wingbing. Eee and also yak.

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Wingbing · 27/10/2018 01:46

It is very nice! I really should go to sleep though, I will regret this tomorrow.

HollidayArmadillo · 27/10/2018 01:46

Ah thankyou Grin
Definitely not my swimming lesson, I shall pour another glass
Wingbing a child free weekend? I'd be dancing on the tables right about this time!

CarryOnScreamingValenta · 27/10/2018 01:47

Happy Birthday, Armadillo! Only a couple of inches left in my beer bottle now Sad.

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Kleptronic · 27/10/2018 01:50

Well I've got me another slab of gammon and a large pouring of vodka. Sterling work everyone! :)

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HollidayArmadillo · 27/10/2018 01:50

Thankyou Valenta Grin

HollidayArmadillo · 27/10/2018 01:51

I feel we may have failed in our mission to send you to bed Kleptronic 🤔

Wingbing · 27/10/2018 01:51

I should be but a combination of a long day at work in London then train & car to St Ives has left me pretty tired. I shall make up for it tonorrow Grin

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Kleptronic · 27/10/2018 01:54

Ha! Bed is for less drunk people! Or those who have run out of drink! Or those who are tired, of course.

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CarryOnScreamingValenta · 27/10/2018 01:59

I should be back home by 10am tomorrow, so can crash out on the sofa if needed.

And ... the clocks go back tomorrow, so there's an extra hour in bed! Halloween Grin

CarryOnScreamingValenta · 27/10/2018 02:02

Well, that's my beer exhausted, so off to brave the cold wasteland between sofa and bed! Goodnight all.

KhaleesiTheDeadWalker · 27/10/2018 02:03

I need to go to bed! I'm up at 7:30am and moving 300 miles away!

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Kleptronic · 27/10/2018 02:10

Good night Valenta.

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Kleptronic · 27/10/2018 02:11

Khaleesi my word, out of everyone I think you need to go to bed the most. What's preventing this? Moving anxiety?

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Kleptronic · 27/10/2018 02:26

In sonic news, I have moved onto Alt-J. Or triangle.

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Kleptronic · 27/10/2018 02:34

Fucking hell no one has sent me to bed and I am now clearly talking to myself. I am also listening to The Wedding Present. Therefore I am now sending myself to bed. Objective completed, well done me, goodnight to the awake people, carry the torch of consciousness and play good music. Or whatever music you like. Ciao!

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DinosApple · 27/10/2018 02:45

Go to bed!

Have some water first!

HotInWinter · 27/10/2018 03:17

Good Morning!
It's 5am here, and I'm up for the day, having woken up at 3.59Sad.
Everyone else snoring, tho I suspect the 9 yr old will stir soon.