It's a FB selling monstrosity one!!

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I just....I mean....WHY??? What in the name of God made someone think of this?

That’s amazing. Nightmare fodder for years to come.

I’d like to see it cooked before I commit to any purchases...

WTAF

I like it! But more of a DIY project, I am one of those who will refuse “home baking” in the office...

Even the thought of some reconstructed raw poultry sculpture off some random on the internet....

Also it’s a hoax sale. The real bear is an art piece by a Russian.

OMG kids wouldnt sleep for a month if any parent gave them a roasted teddy bear, some people should not be let loose on the public

I'm kind of disappointed that it's a hoax!

That's the stuff of nightmares. I saved a screenshot of this gem earlier in the week, ready for one of these threads.

Id be the happiest fucker out there if I got served a turkey bear.

Fucking hell, that's some psychopath, Hannibal Lecter bullshit. Absolutely nightmare fuel.

Oh I am so disappointed that the turkey teddy is a hoax. I wanted one.

There's something very disturbing about the term 'Nappy Cake'.

Quite. I was struck by the fact that the unicorn seemed to be being strangled by it's harness.

Just going to leave this here...

That looks like something you'd pull out of the plughole in the bath!

Reconstructed raw poultry sculpture off some random on the internet

^Agree with this entirely