It’s my birthday and...

[afishnotabird]

I just fell off a treadmill. At the gym at the busiest time.

This was supposed to be me getting my life together.

Happy birthday! Get out of the gym and eat some cake 🎂🍰

Happy Birthday OP. At least it can't get any worse lol. I agree, cake and wine and get your feet up.

It serves you right for going to the gym on your birthday - you should have gone to the pub

Happy Birthday!

Thank you all! I’m glad I didn’t have to add ‘started thread that no one replied to’ to the list.

Swapped my trainers for my slippers and am nursing my poor pride with a glass of wine now. Roll on next year!

Happy Birthday OP!