a bit of a mystery .

[canteatcustard]

Can home from work this afternoon, and there under the hedge of my front garden was a grey bra.

We live in a quiet town, in a quiet road, with a nearby busy primary school.

So i cant quite picture the reason why a bra would appear under my hedge.

any suggestions?

Is it windy where you live? I've just found a jacket in my front garden. I'm presuming it's blown off someone's washing line.

How thick is the hedge? Could it be a sex hedge mark II?? 

not too windy today.
thickish hedge but even for peeps who like a the fresh air element of outdoor sex, this isnt a place to concentrate on the enjoyment.... the cement pavement and 6 inchs of grass under the hedge....so no not imo.

Shoved in the top of a bag after messing around in the grounds of the school. Fallen out on the way home

Err I may have experience of this...🤣

I lost a bra at the gym yesterday! It was in my bag then it disappeared  It wasn't grey though.

All my bras are so uncomfortable I feel like throwing them in a hedge. Maybe it WAS me.

I found a pair of black knickers in my front garden...
As they were actually mine I can only think that they got stuck to my leggings in the tumble dryer and fell off when I went outside a couple of hours before.

suppose i am lucky, no sign of pants.
so perhaps some one was having a bit of fun in a car and dropped the bra out the window?
But...........no, not at sch drop off.

Most likely it was a fox though - they are always stealing laundry, shoes, toys. The neighbours line the spoils up on their front garden walls for the owners to claim!