Last night I had the weirdest dream. I was at some kind of social club that was also a workplace, not a place I've actually worked at in real life. There was one of those (female) horrible bosses or HR people, the type who would constantly pick faults with you and turn everything around to make you look bad. I've had a few of those of my time but the one in the dream was a generic one.
I came out into the reception desk and my evil, abusive ex was sitting there, kissing my horrible boss. Our relationship had long been over. Even though I hated my boss, I burst into tears and pleaded with her not to get involved with him. I warned her that he would ruin her life, that he would take her down to places she never knew. In typical arsey boss style, she told me to mind my own business and that it was unprofessional of me to interfere. Even though she was sitting there kissing him at the reception desk.
Even weirder still was that Pippa Middleton was in the dream.
I can't remember why she was there or what she did, and I didn't get any bad vibes off her, but she definitely there for some reason. 